I was fortunate enough to spend the last week with my beautiful girlfriend at a private beach front resort in Mancora, Peru.
Unfortunately we weren’t alone however, as we discovered on the first night that more than a few mosquitoes had decided to stay at the resort too.
So being the good boyfriend that I am, I went to the local store and bought some spray-on mosquito repellent.
But by the looks of the can…this could have actually been a contraceptive.
I mean…really…”Off! Family”? Come on.
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